What IF... Just what if...

The rules to this new spamy type game are simple. The first person gives a what if. ex: What if you were attacked by a dog.
The next three(3) people answer it. ex: (1) I would run away. (2) I would shoot it then give the body to a vet to check for rabies. (3) I would die!
Next and final the fourth(4th) gives his/her vote on which of the first three(3) is the best idea and gives the next what if.
The what ifs may be as long or short as possible and we highly recommend the answers be at a minimum of 2 sentences. Best answers are 5 or more sentences.

Now go on and have fun.

Because of so far failure, we have changed this game to a question game. Any stupid, dumb and outrageous questions are allowed to be asked.

What if the whole world was blown up?

1. We would all cease to exist without knowing what happen. Everything on the earth would be dead and do to the sudden implosion of the earth, and the lack of gravity the moon would be hurtled into the closest planet at the time, causing it to get destroyed. Then these two planets which are no more would pull in on themselves and create two(or one) black hole(s). The black hole(s) would then proceed to suck in everything in our galaxy, hence destroying all traces of us.

2. You would all die but I would live due to my amazingness. And the humongous flaming chunks of earth would rocket through the solar system getting dragged into other planets and the sun causing the deaths of billions of species of life on 7 planets and a star. And it was all your fault anyway. The pieces of earth may take years to reach the outer planets but still...

3.) this thread is so failurish that no one notices and we all become the figment of god's imagination who is a fifteen year old girl.

# 3 wins hands down
What if #2
What would you do if you KNEW without a shadow of a doubt, that your older sister had become a vampire?

Answer #1
Threaten to stab her with a stake unless she told me how become a vampire ( other than her biting me. xP)

Answer #2
Tell mommy on her!!!

Answer 3#.
I would have to kill her i think. Or at least imprison her. But to do it I would show that I myself are a werewolf!. Thus since we know werewolves are better then vampires I would win the fight and most likely kill her or at least tear off her wings so she would have to regenerate and that would take a long time.

Umm..
What?

Vampires Pwn werewolves.
And vampires don't have wings, they just have the ability to fly. If that makes any sense.

What if I was hungry, but did not eat.

Answer #1
You would die a sad and horable death.

2# you would be a strange person

3# I well... you know... get very very skinny and like only weigh three pounds...